Light relief

I just thought I would post this funny thing that happened last night to give you some light relief from my leaving London melancholy.

Anyway, we were at a club in the city that I thought was a bit seedy (I was offered pills so many times it was insane) but I was dressed as a witch because my friend Lizzy was having a costume party.

Guy comes up to me.

"Hi are you a witch?"

"Yes I am"

"Well, will you do a hex with me in my bed?"

"I'm not that kind of witch..."

Groan. You kind of have to give him points for creativity though, I mean he must have thought it up on the spot, because you wouldn't see that many people out dressed up as witches to have it tucked away in your mind as a backup...

It didn't work though haha.